I've been entering Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes lately. Anybody with half a brain knows that the odds of winning are... ridiculous. But then again, it takes 10 seconds to enter.
In today's entry email, PCH reports that they awarded a winner and got a less than satisfying response at the door, and it made it to the television, and they're awfully disappointed. So for this sweepstakes, they've created an acceptance script. If I say the lines when they come to my door to award me $10,000,000, I'll win an extra $5000 on the spot! Woot!
"I just won $10,000,000! Now I know it's real! There's no way in hell I'm going to win anything, but I'm rehearsing my lines JUST IN CASE!"
If I win, I'm giving the $5000 to charity. But I'm keeping the $10,000,000. All of it.
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Wait, is it free to enter this contest?
Ah, I just looked it up and you need to be an american to enter... Not that I would have won anyway.
Yeah, sorry about that. I'M NOT AN AMERICAN. But I live here... legally. So okay, you get to name the charity. Come on, what will it be?
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